Doing Things Is So Hard

"macanamera" (macanamera) 01/15/2015 at 11:17 • Filed to: None

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Be careful, be aware. Any of these could happen to you.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:19

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I too hate it when spiderman steals my sunglasses

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:19

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spanfucker retire bitch > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:21

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I want to find the "geniuses" who created these god-awful commercials and bring back the Guillotine for them.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:22

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These are all candidates to have them turned into ThanksObama.gif

Racescort666 > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:23

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I blame Obama.

I don't even know what that last one is.

Scary__goongala! > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:24

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You're missing the one where the lady sends an omelet through the kitchen window and breaks her car window. That one still takes the cake.

Agrajag > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/15/2015 at 11:25

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*thwip* "Heehee."

/swingsaway

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Agrajag 01/15/2015 at 11:26

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CURSE YOU MAN SPIDER

Haimatox > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:26

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I feel that my natural clumsiness would make me an ideal candidate as an actor in these commercials...

Agrajag > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 01/15/2015 at 11:27

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And this is how arch-nemeses are born.

I own dead car brands only > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:39

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Oh my god. I hate these commercials. My uncle who had severe Huntington's Disease had more steady hands than these people.

Wurrwulf > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:47

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Party-vi > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:49

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Goddammitwhitepeoplegetyourshittogether

Sethersm > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 11:53

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How fucking dull is this knife!?

Sethersm > Haimatox 01/15/2015 at 11:59

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Me too! Just last Sunday I tried getting my toothbrush out of the medicine cabinet; it slipped from my fingers, treated the sink as a half-pipe and launched itself directly into the toilet. Six months or so ago, I dropped my deodorant. In an attempt to catch it, I only managed to propel it downward with more force than what gravity could muster alone. It bounced off the edge of the sink and directly into my nuts. It isn't just in the bathroom where I have these incidents. When attempting to peel a banana a few weeks ago, the banana came loose from the end I was holding and I could only watch as it plummeted into the garbage.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 12:04

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All of these should end with "Thanks, Obama!"

Alex B > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 12:08

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/julianbrand/40…

macanamera > Sethersm 01/15/2015 at 12:17

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Honestly.

macanamera > Party-vi 01/15/2015 at 12:17

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right

macanamera > Wurrwulf 01/15/2015 at 12:17

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oh man thats a good one

DoYouEvenShift > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 12:22

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macanamera > DoYouEvenShift 01/15/2015 at 12:26

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That last one...

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Agrajag 01/15/2015 at 12:29

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doc-ock wore sunglasses

IT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

and 100 more > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 12:38

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/r/wheredidthesodago

and 100 more > Sethersm 01/15/2015 at 12:39

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Not as dull as the user, I'd guess.

Zing!

nermal > Racescort666 01/15/2015 at 12:44

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Is the last one trying to jam a banana into a beer bottle? WTF?

DoYouEvenShift > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 12:44

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Yeah thats my favorite too.

Racescort666 > nermal 01/15/2015 at 12:53

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Yeah, I was confused and amused at the same time.

nermal > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 13:01

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Awwww who shit on the glass table again?

Who left the stove on?

Who shit in the sink?!?!?! And clogged it?

THIS IS WHY I'M FUCKING MY SECRETARY LINDA. SHE RESPECTS MY OTTOMAN. DAMMIT I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE KIDS ARE GROWN AND WE CAN GET A DIVORCE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Stupid dog!

TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 13:17

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Thanks Obama!

Roundbadge > nermal 01/15/2015 at 13:17

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I was just trying this last night. If it wasn't for Obama, I'd have been able to.

shootsandleaves > macanamera 01/15/2015 at 19:43

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I've just woken people up so, yeah, thanks a lot...

macanamera > shootsandleaves 01/15/2015 at 21:01

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Where do you live that people sleep at 7PM?

shootsandleaves > macanamera 01/16/2015 at 04:32

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Half an hour from London.

pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera 01/16/2015 at 07:18

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all of these people are RETARDS!

macanamera > shootsandleaves 01/16/2015 at 07:51

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Ah, I see.